Howard Stern

The most famous Boston University (BU) alumnus since Martin Luther King, Jr. and Bill O'Reilly and Jullianne Moore.

Howard Stern is the King of All Media.

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Boston College

school that thinks it's better than Boston University. BC has no Nobel Prize winners, BU has four.

BC--- school for losers.

Boston College is a school for fags and lesbians.

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Boston College

rival of Boston University. great university for preppy people. hot chicks and pretty boys go to BC, and get spanked by the Jesuits.

BC girl: "I go to BC."

BU frat boy: "Yeah? Then do me!"

BC girl: "Gimme some coke first!"

BU: "Right on! Let's also trek up to M.I.T. and Harvard Yard to get our kix."

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Sportopolygamy

being an ardent fan of more than one sports team, in some cases rivals.

I love the Yankees and Bosox.

And Dallas Cowboys and Philadelphia Eagles.

The Sixers and Lakers!

and...

you two faced wabash!

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bu

Boston University; nickname.

I went to BU as an undergrad.

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overdub

two facing; saying two different (and usually false) statements or doing two or more diverse actions to another for selfish gain

To the dumb, pretty girl to impress her:
"I'm a doctor" (so I have the credentials to bag you)

To the intelligent, bitchy, materialistic type:
"I have a BMW" (so you can impress her and bag her since she says, "I only date men who drive a BMW)

To the professional, intellectual type:
"I went to Harvard law, was a Rhodes Scholar, and I make millions, as well as the fact that live in Beverly Hills --- then you borrow your rich friend's house, car, and counterfeit and alter his Harvard degree to make it look bonafide.

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BMW

Bang Many Women / Banging Man Whore

I BMW and I drive a BMW, therefore I am the 'Ultimate Driving Machine' cos I hook up with tons of hot chicks.

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