shmigma

A Cheese like fungus that grows on the foreskin of dirty/ uncircumcised wangs

The monkey had to eat the shmigma off of its penis because he thought it was cheese.

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douche monkey

No real meaning, just any insult of your choice.

A monkey who douches.

Hunter is such a fucking douche monkey, all he does is pretend to be black.

After the douche monkey did her job, her boyfriend, Jerry, was happy to eat her out.

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