Zam zam

A father of two soon to be three due to conceiving next door to his children. A man with very few words other than “HEY HEY HEY”. Has a lovely lovely wife and zam zam is an overall scary but great person.

Have you seen my brother Sam Sam Zam Zam?
No, wait. HEY HEY HEY!

Qais daweird

A father of three lovely beautiful boys who some may consider is a weirdo, hence being called daweird.
He is an intelligent human being with a peng wife. Be like Qais, but not Qais Daweird

Have you seen Qais Daweird?
No, but he’s probably doing something weird.