shit greenwood

An expression commonly used by fans of Lee Greenwood to register stupefaction and/or befuddlement.

Shit Greenwood, I thought you knew better than to stick magic markers up your ass and draw caricatures of former presidents. Didn't you know the marker would get stuck all up in that?

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wizzle

To urinate whilst fighting back an alcohol-induced malaise.

I wizzled more on my shoe than in the urinal.

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Belushied

Derived from the late-comedian John Belushi. Meaning: To get severly wasted; shit-faced.

I got totally Belushied at the office Christmas party.

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