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The gentle licking of eyelids - what a strange but pleasing sensation. Discovered and administered by Johnny & Cathie
Take the lids of a loved one and gently lick them
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It will rain shortly, expect rain in the next 20 minutes or so.
Q. Shall we have a picnic Ginger?
A. No Sedgewick, it's black over bills mothers house.
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Drug assisted sperm, sperm produced while under the influence of either cannabis,cocaine or ecstasy. Tends to be slightly warmer and more relieving than usual ejaculation.
Barry, don't squirt spuff on the furnishings.
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