Schuylkill

The epitome of the Pennsylvania highway disaster. Always jammed with cars, carrying dumbass Philadelphians, that slow to a crawl to look a piece of tire, or dead groundhog on the side of the road.

Man 1: Hey! What's the fuckin problem? Move your God-damn pieceashit so i can get ta work!

Man 2: Hey! Shut the fuck up back there! There's a fuckin rock on the side of the road!

Man 1: Woah, sorry buddy, didn't know it was that major.

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