Crankxious

Cranky and anxious at the same time.

Shoot man, I told my wife she looked beautiful this morning and she was like..."What, you think I look old, right? Why didn't you say cute instead?"

Man, she freaking crankxious. Must be that time o' the month.

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Crypticism

Being cryptic and cynical simultaneously.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. You're so full of crypticism tonight."

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Cryptical

When someone is being cryptic and cynical at the same time.

Mad girlfriend: "Oh, right. Well if YOU don't know what you did, you loser, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you."

Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."

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