Butt-Snorkel

V. To stick one's face into the crack of a voluptuous booty (clothed or not). For optimal butt-snorkeling, the butt should be plump enough to surround the face in an air-tight seal, the way a normal snorkeling mask would. Essentially the booty equivalent of motor boating.

Person 1: "That is the finest ass I've ever seen."

Person 2: "What I wouldn't do to butt-snorkel that beauty!"

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bonafide freelancer

A genuine working worker in his/her work. In other words self-employed.

That guy is the only bonafide freelancer at this city.