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The guy in the hot tub that, like the Hot Tub Meerkat, can't quite commit to sitting all the way down but, damnit, they are trying, resulting in an act that resembles the Japanese Snow Monkey.
I was heading to the hot tub when i spotted the Hot Tub Snow Monkey and decided it was too fucking weird, I think i'll hit the sauna.
When alcohol is involved in making two (or more) otherwise straight girls making out.
Damn, look at those two bar bisexuals over there.
RTFQ(squared). Testing instructions to Read The Fucking Question Twice.
If you're not sure about it, RTFQ2
An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.
Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.
Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.
The guy in the hot tub that can't quite commit to sitting all the way down in the water so they just kind of wade in, and stand there resembling a meerkat.
I was on my way to the hot tub at the gym when I spotted the Hot Tub Meerkat and decided thats too fucking weird, i'll just hit the steam room.
NF(squared)A(squared). Abbreviation used to describe something thats No Fucking Fun At All.
Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.
Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.
She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.