obi-wan

(noun) Your bankcard at 12:01am on the day you are paid when you have no money.

While out with your friends, you realise you have no more money because it is wednesday and you get paid on thursday. At 12:01am, your money is sometimes transferred to your account, so you must check your obi-wan because it is now your only hope for keeping the night going

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