Potato

A word to be said when desiring to seem random or simply because you're unsure of what to say at a particular time. Technically does refer to the vegetable but the relevant use is not descriptive of anything more than boredom, anxiety or strangeness of character.

With nothing else coming to mind I simply announced 'Potatoe' to at least break the awkward silence.

superfluoridous

When you add an insignificant amount of something to water, thus failing to have the desirable effect. Or when the effectivenes of said additive has peaked for some reason and using more is redundant.

Derived from the words 'superfluous' and 'fluoride'.

"My gran always uses a superfluoridous amount of cordial ; it's pretty much just coloured water."

"The fish tank is already algae proof, so any more steriliser would be superfluoridous."

Trap Queen

A male who is convincgly female in appearance to the point of this being the generally assumed opinion.

"I think I'm going to ask Ashleigh out."

"I wouldn't; I heard Ash might be a trap queen..."

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