just good friends

What a girl tells a guy instead of castrating him.
What girls think is a non painful way to let a guy

Hey Lauren would u go out with me? "
"Ummm no id rather just good friends"

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triple play

1. In Baseball when three outs are aquired in one play.
2. When a girl is triple penatrated. A penis or dildo in every hole.

John and his friends triple played a hot girl like 8 times. She liked it.

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stemwinder

Function: noun
Date: 1875
1 : a stem-winding watch
2 from the superiority of the stem-winding watch over the older key-wound watch : one that is first-rate of its kind; especially : a stirring speech

I dont have to worry about losing my watch key because my stem winder has one built in.

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like it aint no thing

Out performing some one with out much effort. Completely destroying the opponent

John will spit on David like it aint no thing.

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Fresh Mex

A Half Mexican Gangster who rose through the ranks to become a general in the gang wars. When he is done with America whites will be the minority.

Fresh Mex just killed that OC SuUuUun

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Jam Hands

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.
2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance

That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.

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flooded basement

same as the leaky roof except the recipient gags on the semen drops and vomits.

Jason got a flooded basement from David.

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