The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.
Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle
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