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There are two types of izzys in this world... the tall ones and the short ones, both equally weird but you have to love that about them or they will come into your house at 3am and drag your body into the middle of a corn field
James:"my girlfriend is called Izzy"
Gordon: "which type?"
Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
"how do you spell because"
"ughhhhh, heather its not that hard"
a great expression to describe a situation or action that has left you completely baffled
*Eagle snatches child*
-an appropriate first response- "the fuck"
An Italian pizza topping that is similar to that feeling you get when you watch the live action Aladdin movie just to see an attractive male shirtless
Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
A weird phrase made by those who are mentally struggling.
rawr. teheheehheeheheheehhhheh
idk probably going to end up with a hot tradie and then end up getting pregnant at 17
i wanna be jessie