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Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
"how do you spell because"
"ughhhhh, heather its not that hard"
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An Italian pizza topping that is similar to that feeling you get when you watch the live action Aladdin movie just to see an attractive male shirtless
Daryl: âman I want to get with Jessica tonightâ
Dave: âyou should get a pizza and give it to her so sheâs impressed and thinks your an alpha maleâ
Daryl: âyour right, which one though?â
Dave: âthe keely pizza would be perfâ
A weird phrase made by those who are mentally struggling.
rawr. teheheehheeheheheehhhheh
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When itâs just not hard enough to please your partner
Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night itâs gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze
i just had a smooze
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There are two types of izzys in this world... the tall ones and the short ones, both equally weird but you have to love that about them or they will come into your house at 3am and drag your body into the middle of a corn field
James:"my girlfriend is called Izzy"
Gordon: "which type?"
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