palestine retard

A Palestine Retard is a dirty little leftie who can generally be spotted from a mile away. Common characteristics include emo, shaved head, vegan and general of a dirty retard appearance. In rare cases they may be attempting to masterbate to pictures of dead fishes in the Norwegian outback.

These dirty little hamas sympathisers are of completely braindead and deserve to be brutally molested by a pack of hobnobs

"Oh look callum, there is that fat smelly nig wanking palestine retard"

Falkirk

Falkirk is located in the Central belt of Scotland. However it is probably the shittest place in the whole country. The high street consists of charity shops,immigrants from the cladhan that hang about stinking of last nights curry (they eat it every night the dirty pakis) and self declared young teams who are all dressed the same in their matching homosexual bum sex convention uniform.

Here in Falkirk it is often stated that the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on and that pretty much sums up the type of place this is.

"I'm going on a trip to Falkirk today"

"Have you packed your stab vest, paki repellent and anal virginity protection?"

Sketty little spazmoid

A sketty little spazmoid is an individual who deems it socially acceptable to kick about the town in crocs and fluffy socks. They also wear cumbrellas (fake eyelashes), black leggings, fake leather jackets and much more.

"Look at that fucking diabolically ugly sketty little spazmoid"