bongne

pronounced "bong-nee", its the acne on your face, most popularly on your chin which came about due to contact with a bong. many times bong users will break out around the contact area with the mouth piece.

the bong gets passed around, the germs are spread, the acne is spread, but as bongne

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shitricide

Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide.
shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the anal cavity. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the golf course, and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe first man to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.

oh man, your putt like your shitricidal

haha, if you would have missed that putt, you might as well commit shitricide

=hey where tommy
=oh juan, dont you know he committed shitricide last week
=oh yea mother teresah was watching him play golf and he didnt want to take the chance....
=well thats what we call rolling the brown dice
-poor tommy, in his will he will rememeber shitricide

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marvin garden

eating a girls vagina while it has hair. preferabbly a blonde girl since marving gardens in monopoly is colored brown. also can be associated with a $12 eating of the box since its rent is that price.

your box has hair janet
janet- yea rich likes to marvin garden

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barge a trois

when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.

there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.

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apizza

The coloquial reference to a pizza pie in the New Haven Connecticut area. The sign on the pizza shops actually say apizza. ie. Sally's Apizza. its pronounced (ah-beetz).

New HAven is famous for their pizza, but the best place is Sally's Apizza.

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jism algorithm

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"

i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.

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logarithm

mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired. it is devised from taking the amount of corn in your shit and dividing it by the total mass of your log, including water content and multiplying by 100. is expressed in units called nibblets. my corn ratio is 22 niblets some days.

shannon- hey i am eating corn
tim- maybe you will shit some out
dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards.

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