Obamanologist

Someone who knows of everything there is to know about President Barrack Obama.

Chris: I heard Obama drank two cups of coffee this morning, instead of his typical one cup.
Derrick: Nancy Pelosi must be wearing him out.
Chris: I just hope he has time to get that new pair of shoes he's been needing after he scuffed up his old pair.
Derrick: We can only pray.
Henry: Look at this two obamanologists, having a critical dialogue.

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obamanology

Knowledge of President Obama. Specifically, for people who keep up with every single thing the President says or does.

Chris: Jack! Did you see Obama's speech last night? I thought it was even better than he afternoon press conference, and way better than his morning briefing.
Jack: Oh Chris, you obamanologist, how lovable you are indeed.
Chris: I guess I am an expert in obamanology.
Jack: You are, no get back to watching CNN and quit wasting your time talking to me. You've got a President to follow.
Chris: Yes Sir!

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Just Put in 42

Meaning: Just put in 42 hours and get it done. A response given as a solution to dilemma that is not easily solved, but can be resolved with persistence.

Eric: This girl isn't gonna give it up easy.
Jeff: Just put in 42.
Eric: What?
Jeff: Just put in 42 consistent hours of trying to get in her pants and you'll be swimming in it.

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