Grind Magnet

The inexplicable force in some girls that causes them to grind on nearby objects (poles, girls, guys, animals). Located in the hiney or in rare cases the crotch.

John: Damn Gwen, turn down the Grind Magnet, you just traumatized the nurses at the convelescent home!
Gwen (while Grinding on John): I know, i can't help it! It never turns off!

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ex-door neighbor

Someone you know who used to live right next to you.

Tim (to Alex): What's up?
Tom (to Tim): Do you even know that dude?
Tim (to Tom): Heck yes, he's my ex-door neighbor, we used to hang out sometimes.

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Mucho moocho

1. One who mooches many things from people surrounding them, including food, money, clothes, writing utensils, other school supplies, paperwork/information, housing, etc... You may respond as you feel towards mucho moochos.

Jim: Hey could I borrow your chem homework?

Kim: No way I did all the work myself! Get your own you mucho moocho!

Jim: OK...*seconds later* hey Bob could I borrow your chem HW?

...this can continue for several minutes or hours depending on what is needed

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