Badger-Foot

Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.

Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.

Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.

Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!

Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.

Irish Milk

Noun
Slang for Guinness

Don't bother with Peter, he's on the Irish Milk

Sank the Titanic

When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.

*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.