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Br Jude is the nicest teacher in LSC. Ever. According to Jasper, Br Jude doesn't speak in the lessons. Or more precisely, he talks in a way so advanced that we normal people can't understand. He found a way to solve this problem. In his lessons, he gives us videos to watch and tells us to self learn, when we can't understand the questions, he doesn't care. In the exams, we get low marks, he still doesn't care. We love this teacher so much!
(Br stands for Brother)
Br Jude lesson he gives out the test paper.
Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!
Number three goes out to get the test paper.
Br Jude: Number Dee!
All studnets: ???
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Wan Lo goes by his nickname of Wanlodica, which is the name of the instrument he is a god at. He is bald.
His forehead glows.
Student A: That big-ass, ginormous, colossal, gigantic, tremendously, gargantuan forehead of Wan Lo
Student B: is brighter than your future
student A: *drop books on table ) I am simon lo
Simon Lo: *drop books on table ) What did u just say!?!?!?!?!?
student B: gotta get out of here
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This is a word used by Simon Lo in LSC. When a student doesn't hand in homework, he tells them to copy others' homework. If they don't listen, he will ð´ð´ð´ð´ð´ðC them. ð´ð´ð´ð´ð´ðC is murdering in chinese.
Student P: I forgot to hand in my homework.
Simon Lo: COPY OTHERS!!!
Student P: *doesn't care
After a while
Simon Lo: You don't do anything?!? ð´ð´ð´ð´ð´ðC!!
PURE TORTURE! Edpuzzle is where Simon Lo posts his 'science' videos. In the videos, He sings dan~dan~dan~ dan~dan~ dan~ dan~dan~ the school song, then pictures himself sitting on a chair and makes dumb jokes. This counts as homework, and you can't fast forward or use any way to make it go faster. His video is at least one and a half hour, and every 5 mins there will be a short question you have to answer, if you think you can walk away from your computer and chill, it's impossible.
Simon Lo(In whatsapp group): Edpuzzle in google classroom
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.
Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The legendary hammer of 8745, the man.
Legend has it that its power is second to Mjonier.
Mjonier
Miljioner
Mjionielr (I just gave up at this point)
(Damn it i can't spell.)
Important lesson no.1
Student A: Hey new guy. So this is 8745. He's like the worst teacher in the history of worst teachers.
New guy: I mean, he doesn't seem that bad right. You know, in primary school we used to-
8745: ALL OF YOU CUNTS FUCKING STAND UP CAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!
New guy: Woah this dudde-
Student A: Shhhh he's gonna-
8745 throws 8744 at Student A's head and he disintegrates on spot. Then 8744 returns to his hand, like the classic Thor move.
8745: SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'M GONNA REMOVE ALL YOUR BALLS
---New guy shaking in fear---
And kids, that's why you don't talk in class.
WTF is often mistaken as a swear word (what the f***). But it's real meaning is well, that's fantastic.
Student A: 8745 got kicked out of school.
Student B: W,TF!
Student A: Don't swear.
Student B: No I didn't. I said Well, That's Fantastic!
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