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when someone has an ass thicker than the sun 100 times over again.
dude 1: did you see that girl over there?
dude 2: no, why?
dude 1: Because she was hung in the ass department, you should have seen it every time she took a step her ass jiggled and caused a shockwave.
Dog blocking is when a girl's fucking dog prevents you from getting cuddles by lying between you and her in bed or on the couch. Dog blocking may include the dog doing anything that kills the mood and draws the girl's attention away from you and getting cuddles, for example, getting sick, needing a walk, or just being cute.
I did not get to cuddle with my girl last night because I got dog blocked. dog blocking
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To become a cosmic being an fuck planets.
Galactus fugalu.
comfy eye spot When you're zoning out and staring at a good-looking girl. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot. the spot depends on the guy/girl.
dude 1: that dude found a comfy eye spot on that girl.
dude 2: where do you think it is?
dude 1: it looks like it's the eyes.
When you are in prison and a inmate jams a stick of butter up your rectum.
You just got buttermate/buttermated.
a word that's spelling makes zero sense it's spelling is a bunch of bologna
bologna's spelling is a bunch of bologna