Stevie Wonder

When a male ejaculates on a woman's eyelids mid-slumber and lets it dry, and when she tries to wake up she can't open her eyes and waves her arms frantically, resembling the great pianist.

"That asshole mark pulled a stevie wonder on me last night again! He moved my cotton pads in the bathroom so it took me forever to find them! Now I have pink eye!"

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