A dope who strives to be president of simp nation. A little too soft for his own good. Doesnât even strive for mediocrity.
Damn! Look at that gargaro - holding the door fo that thot. Canât even simp right.
A cross dressing hockey player.
Andy -Wow. Check out that thot!
Tom- hold up man! Thatâs no thot - thatâs a Zukowski.
Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you canât even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.
âYo, whereâs Harry?â
âIâm telling you my guyâs parked in. Heâs definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!â
Having a massive hard on. Being Parked In is even more debilitating than being Bricked Up.
âDamn Paddy. Why you running late?â âSorry guys. Iâm totally parked in! Give me like 10 minutes to take care of this.â