shrivelfish

n. a penis that is signficantly shrunken due to exposure to cold air temperatures or cold water.

"Holy moly! I can't get out of the water! We're talking major shrivelfish here!"

mentoner

n. A derogatory label for an uneducated, unrefined person. The word orginally referred to people from the Southern California town of Mentone, near San Bernardino--a locale occupied mostly by people of lower educational and economic level. Similar in meaning to "hillbilly" or "white trash."

"You make toast in a frying pan?? Good lord! You're such a mentoner!"

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