Oooh booty

When you see a girl crouching down and u slap that ass but the girl is actually and oversized man with a dick bigger than the rocks whole body

Guy1: oooooh booty
Guy2: I wouldn’t do that if I were u
Guy1: fuck you
Guy1: *spanks her and dry humps her

Girl turns around and is an under cover 13 year old working with the FBI and Guy1 gets arrested

Orgasm

Ooooooh yes Johnny, oh yes yes yes yes aaaaaaaah ooooh *takes shit on johnnys d
Oooooooooooh

Yesterday I fuck ur mom and she had an orgasm shock which caused her death

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Catfish

Fiona the princess from shrek

Holy shit bro I met a Catfish and she was like Fiona from fucking Shrek