A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.
"That Lori is a platinum jet."
A tiny bit of poop on the back of your hand
"I wiped good but noticed my sclar at her parent's house."
involuntary response to seeing he surprise scary part of a scary movie
When Jason jumped out of that lake, it made my hiney pucker.
Being in a public restroom, needing to poop, but afraid you will make a very loud sound if you let go. You try to wait till everyone else leaves.
I tried holding the cards till my boss left
The act of getting a pubic hair caught in your throat that stays at least 24 hours.
"This gackle tickles!"