poser horns

The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.

Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)

Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)

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fhqwhgads

The perfect way of figuring out of someone actually knows what Trogdor is, or just learned it from Guitar Hero 2.

Person A: "TROGDOOOOORRRRRRR!"

Person B: "Do you even know what that's from?"

Person A: "Hells yeah"

Person B: "Oh yeah? What does fhqwhgads mean then?"

Person A: "..." (runs)

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