Johnny-ing

/jänē-iNG/

Verb.

When you are late showing up somewhere because you were talking too long elsewhere.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."

The John Cena

When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.

I gave her the John Cena Signature STFU!

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