Larry

A Larry is typically a middle aged man with dust colored hair and a knack for being the creepiest old pervert in the room. Often can be picked out of a crowd like a stripper at Sunday mass by his gaudy pawn shop bought yellow gold chain and rings and the pungent smell of 15 sprays of gas station Jordache cologne.
Larry's will typically fly solo. He'll be the lone wolf in the bar preying on the youngest girls. Characterized by his social awkward interactions with the opposite sex. Larry's find it ever hard to keep his eyes off every girls breast while a creepily giggles while trying to convince them to go on a date. He'll often be spotted sipping on one O'doul's for the whole night.
If you ever catch yourself being the wing man for a Larry, abort mission ASAP. Along with his flirting skills that will make any girl dry up like a California drought, you can expect for him to eat the most expensive thing on the menu, put his prey's drinks on your tab and look to you to foot the bill.

$150 food bill and he say's "it's your turn to pay, I'll get tomorrow... he is such a Larry

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