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When a female toddler is acting like they are on their period being overly emotional and experiencing wide mood swings.
My baby was so sweet when she was an infant but now that she is a toddler the teariods are killing me.
When a male is in a jacuzzi bath tub or hot tub and he masturbates or is masturbated to completion.
Josh went to the strip club and when he got home his wife caught him poaching eggs in their master bath.
When you lay down and then two naked ladies rub their pussies on your ears at the same time.
Last night at a bachelor party my buddy John had the strippers give home pussy muffs.