Biggenhaird

Another Scottish lawyer. Usually associated with other prestigious practitioners of jurisprudence.

Och, laddie, ye should be goin' down to Biggenhaird's office !! Ye'll be gettin' some gude Scots advice, that's sure !!

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lingas/chingas

The last name of a famous American expatriate who immigrated to Mexico.

I was up in the mountains yesterday, and I heard news of Freddy Lingas/Chingas !

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negret

A wading bird, like an egret only black. Prefers Southern climates.

Look at the negret nest, Shaqueena !!

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tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.

I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.

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whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.

Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!

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hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"

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oovy-oo

The name of your girlfriend.

Oh, oovy, I don't know, I feel so ooee-wooee all the time.....

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