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Fishy Kissy

Preforming Oral Sex On a Female Who Has a Stinky Vagina.

Ricky: Franky got a Fishy Kissy from sammy!
Timmy: Sick man! She doesn't take care of herself!

by Johnny Davison March 19, 2010


The Office UK

The most boring, bland, dull television show ever created.
Airs on Cartoon Network/Adultswim.

Elly: Lets watch The Office UK!
Jane: How about, no!
Elly: yes, lets watch it now!
Jane: Heck no, that show is so terrible that it makes The Cosby Show seem incredibly funny.

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

16πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


O.M.G.

Meaning One Man Girl.

Jenny: I have six boyfriends!
Daniel: Sorry, I'm a O.M.G.

Jenny: Say what?
Daniel: I like to stick with one man you hoe.

by Johnny Davison March 19, 2010

2πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010


Reefer Madness

Looking for reefer that doesn't exist because one had already smoked it all will cause madness.

1. Jim smoked all of my reefer, now I'm pretty mad at him!
2. I'm going to get a bad case of reefer madness, because timmy ate all my reefer brownies.
3. Jim wants my reefer but it's already gone, I hope he goes mad!

by Johnny Davison January 13, 2010

25πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Flipping Tits

Getting overworked or stressed over something.
Being angry or upset with someone.
Going out of ones mind.

Jamie: Let's sneak out to see Mark tonight.
Aubrey: Heck no, mom would be flipping tits!
Jamie: yeah so what?
Aubrey: You know how mom gets when she flips a tit, all crazy, and what not.
Jamie: Mother is always Flipping Tits about little things.
Aubrey: That's because you never listen to her, always making her upset.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mogley

Something or someone that appears to have been through a lot,looking beaten up,broken down or in rough shape.

Alexis: I purchased my new car today, take a look!
James: You should name it Mogley..
Alexis: Why?
James: Just look at it, it's a giant rust bucket on wheels!

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Dave: You look a bit Mogley this morning.
Steven: I had about two hours of sleep!
Dave: That explains those baggy eyes and your scraggly hair.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

16πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž