Davison Michigan

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.

Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.

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Fux'd up

Making a terrible mistake or decision.

Rick: What the heck were you thinking?
Frank: I know man, I really Fux'd up.
Rick: you know she's no good for you.
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Dad: Go grab my hammer boy.
Son: Okay.... * falls off the house*
Dad: How the heck did you manage to break your leg?
Son: I fux'd up dad, I should have walked across the roof instead I ran.

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

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Amp'd

Feeling Stoked, and or hyped up for something.

Steve: Man am I ever amp'd for this concert!

Mark: Me to! I can't wait for the after party!
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Joe: Can't wait for this fight on HBO, I'm super hyped!

Carl: do you mean that your amp'd?

Joe: Yep, I'm super stoked!

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Permatrip

1.The result of taking bad acid, and ending up in a permanent trip.

1. Mother and father took some bad acid last night.
Now my parents are forever trippin.

2. Bobby ate a how bunch of stamps, too bad that she didn't know that it was bad acid, and is now going to be permatrippin.

3. Dad has been acting so strange, i'd hate to tell mom he ate little Timmy's stash of LSD, and that he will never be the same again, o'well the jokes on her!

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I-roc

One of thee sweetest rides of all times.
Introduced year 1982.
The first Camaro with factory fuel injection.

1. Have you seen john's bright red I-roc? It's the most beautiful creation man has givin us.

2. Screw coffee, the purr of my I-roc wakes me up in the morning.

3. John's favorite car is a bright red Camaro I-roc Z with T tops

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Taco Butt

Developing a big backside due to excessive amount of eating at Taco Bell.

Keri: Look at Jills Taco Butt
Sammy: Yeah, I see her at Taco Bell everyday after school!

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