Milky Sunshine Face

If or When your pancakes or flapjacks are cooked perfectly with butter on top you should see a milky sunshine face, if not they are not cooked to perfection.

Dan: I made some flapjacks dad!
Dad: Look at the Milky Sunshine Face on that one, they are so perfect!
Dan: Thanks dad
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Steve: Look at your Milky Sunshine face!
Carl: I'm not a flapjack steve.
Steve: I'll still eat you like one...

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AfroChan

A Chinese crime fighter with a massive 70's Afro and a wicked mojo.

Willy: HELP SOMEONE SAVE US! WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE!

AFROCHAN: kick SMASH Punch BOOM CRACK TING BANG POW SMACK CHOP CHOP CHOP

Criminal: " Falls Over"

Willy: THANK YOU AFROCHAN,! Now me and my wife are safe!

AFROCHAN: Don't thank me, I'm just a Asian with a Afro who fights crime.

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Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

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Thuggin N Buggin

To be on top of your game and shining brighter than anyone or anything else.

Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!

Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!

Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.

Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!

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oopsie

1. A Mistake
2. A Accident

3. You Got Fired
4. You Failed A Test.
5. You Got Drunk A Slept With A Fat Chick And Realized You Had A Girlfriend.

1. Oopsie, I forgot to stop at the Stop Sign.
2. Oopsie, I forgot to wear a condom last night.
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Employee: What? I'm fired?

Boss: Yes you made a big oopsie!
Employee: I swear I didn't sleep with your daughter!

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4. Sorry mom, I made a oopsie and failed the Drug Test.
5. I don't know how im going to explain to my Girlfriend I slept with that fat chick last night, I guess I made an oopsie!

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Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

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