hairy norman

When a girl goes for the deepthroat, you push her head into your crotch, so far that pubic hair enters her nose.

This chick was giving me a blowjob last night and I gave her a Hairy Norman. There was so much hair up her nose she couldn't breathe.

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Cockcroft

Noun
An awkward situation.

Verb
To create an awkward situation.

n. "I walked into work one day and my boss was only wearing chaps. It was quite a cockcroft."

v. "I was at my girlfriend's parent's house and I decided to cockcroft her mom by walking in on her in the shower. Long screams followed by cockcrofted silence."

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