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A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?
"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."
"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."
521π 174π
A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.
8π 14π
Shut The Fuck Up, Mother I'd Like to Fuck
"Hey! STFUMILF or I'll punch you right in the cocksucker!"
"Please don't use that language around my daughter."
"Oh. OK. Sorry. My apologies to the both of you. Let's go to the post office now."
3π 10π
Just seeing that knock-out qilf on the box of Quaker Oats sends me scrambling out to the garage where I furiously masturbate with hopes that my Mennonite neighbor's children might see me.
93π 68π
Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.
It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.
6π 6π
After threshing the fetus, it's common practice in Greece for men to fill the orifices of lamb and sheep with their penises.
11π 14π
"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"
27π 34π