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Slang for bringing a sandwich to the YMCA to enjoy after playing basketball.
"Want to go grab a bite down the street?"
"Nah, I brought something so I am eating at the Y."
Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.
A mortician that enjoys fishing.
That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.
A really bad mistake that's not worth repeating ever again. EVER. I mean, come on. What the fuck is wrong with this country anyway?
"I had the runs so bad today from that 2am Taco Bell trip."
"Well, don't pull a Bush for President and go back again."
Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!
"I went to Branson to see Yakoff Smirnoff perform and found my pants were suddenly ill-fitting in the fly zone. He's one yilf, what a country!"
This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.
I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.