sun's out guns out

When the winter is finally over and it is just starting to get warm, you wear your short sleeve polo shirts to work rather than a long sleeve. This particularly applies to musclehead italians from the tri-state area who have been dying to show off their bi's and tri's all winter.

-"hey Paul, nice shirt-short sleeves already??"
-"yep. sun's out guns out"
-"but Paul, it's mid April?"
-what do you mean???

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wiz wazzled

To trick in a sly and underhanded fashion; to confuse someone to the extent that they have no clue what just went on.

After losing all his money in the Video Poker Machines, Hollywood wizz wazzled the kitty on the bar for two bits.

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