Doper

Throughout history, the "Indominable Spirit of Man" has harnessed many epic, great things. Electricity, the Wheel, firearms, and numerous others too easily mentionable. One thing that man has harnessed that negates itself and diminishes the creativity and genius of man is Marijuana. More specifically, one who feels the need to escape from their everyday life or society at large is commonly referred to as a "pothead" or "weedhead". Pathetic in nature, having a lack of real social skills, and influence are common reasons why people feel they need to smoke dope, or weed. A "doper" is a person in society that cannot function on their own, and needs a crutch to escape their anxiety or pressure with something. Many times relying on the good nature of an increasingly tolerant society, dopers escape their pathetic lives for a few hours of being hungry, lazy and non-motivated because in truth they are too afraid to confront their problem head on and solve whatever it may be, or they are simply too weak to actually do anything helpful about their "problem" that they may have to escape from. Dopers are usually found on street corners, trying to sell or pander to other easily influenced dopers or problem cases to gain profit for their next "fix". A day is not a day unless a doper ravages their senses with the pungent stink of marijuana, and often times beyond the slums and ghettoes of America, dopers can be found in redneck bars, rap concerts, welfare lines, low income housing, and Sublime cover band concerts in local dive bars. Because more and more prisons are full, more dopers are allowed out on the streets so that they may take advantage of the generosity of others and infest high schools with their lazy attitudes and non-existent work ethics. Dopers are an unnecessary part of society that prides itself on conversing slowly, sitting still on couches, and in general, not really bothering to do anything besides strum guitars and surf.

Dopers are an unnecessary part of society.

Dopers should be thrown in jail.

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Yankees Fans

Quite possibly may be the biggest reason for the economic success of the New York Yankees. The Yankees fans pride themselves on being "hardcore" and virulently support the "Evil Empire" year after year, wearing the hats and buying the jerseys. The one problem with Yankees fans is the fact that every single gang-banger in the United States supports this "business" of a baseball team by buying their hats or placing them in the back of their Cadillac Escalade/Buick Regal/generic hood ride. One other problem with Yankees fans is that worldwide they are known to be a group of yuppies that honestly get behind a team that always wins because of it's tactics at buying its championships. Generic sounding rappers and DJ's also fit into the sub category of Yankees' followers. When one turns on BET, one sees the same style of video with former-future gangbanger-drug slinger trying to dodge bullets/dance wearing a black/red/white Yankees hat. Completely void of originality is a typical Yankees fan, relying on the "frontrunning" that probably 80% of Yankees fans do.

Yankees Fans wouldn't show up if the Yankees sucked, but that's not going to happen, if $teinbrenner and Ca$hman keep buying their Series for their fellow "Noo Yawkaz"

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