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Coprophile

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of playing with excretment.

Alec is a big time coprophile, I caught him in the bathroom last nite moaning.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 1, 2008

186πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 16, 2008

114πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


mitur

It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.

Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!

by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008

110πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008

100πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 28, 2008

112πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Toucan

1. A person who is said to be homosexual or acts in an effeminate manner.

2. A person with an abnormally large nose.

3. A bird who dwells in tropical regions.

1. That toucan needs to grow some balls and lose the make up.

2. Many Jewish people like me are considered toucans.

3. We grabbed our binoculars and observed the toucan.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 28, 2008

130πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Ledge Monkey

A person who always says he will commit suicide either because he wants the attention or wants someone to talk him out of it.

That ledge monkey says he would commit suicide but we all know thats bull.

Hey, if you're going to stay up on that ledge you might as well jump.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 22, 2008

88πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž