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Bat Cave It

Pressing the garage door opener just within range of home, and with perfect timing, in order to facilitate a 'slow roll' of your car inside the garage, thereby avoiding obligatory social interaction with annoying neighbors. As soon as the car is fully inside the garage, the opener is immediately pressed again from within the car to close the garage door, before the engine is even cut.

"Yeah, I'm just getting home now. Looks like my douchebag neighbors are out talking to my other douchebag neighbors, so I'm going to 'Bat Cave It'."

by Johnny K. Splifage November 30, 2009

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