Squirtfart

This phenomennon conmonly occours during or immediately after vagina and anal Intercourse while the woman squirts/orgasms the pressure of both causes a wet fart that sprays a fine mist of wet fecal matter onto her partners stomach and/or genitalia

I gotta get in the fucking shower because my woman expelled a squirtfart shit colored spraytan all over my stomach

Cuntinup

To act in an annoying, argumentative and rude all obnoxious way. This behavior could be done by yourself, or with a group of others .

Cuntinup can be used as verb and a adjective.

I went to dinner with my wife, and o had to Inform her that ’m sick and tired of her constant “cumtinup “ for no reason.

I’m goung to cuntinup on my boss if he asks me to finish his report today .

I was running as fast as I could and my knee totally cuntinop’d on me and I went down hard.

Cumplimentary

Cumplimentary: (Adjective) - a free load of ejaculate regardless of it’s placement.

Used in sentence:

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out.

My girlfriend & I were having sexual intercourse, and I was nice enough to give her a cumplimentary nutt on her face and tits when I pulled out

Volenqueer

(Noun) An individual that is a fan, player, student, or coach of the Tennessee Volenqueer Football program.

My friend Victor would be a better friend and person if he wasn’t a lifetime fan of Tennessee’s Volenqueer Football program.