West Milford

n. A town in northern New Jersey that is meticulously bereft of prolific opulence. People from West Milford are generally considered by outsiders as any one of the following: redneck, hick, hillbilly, shitkicker or klansman.

adj. A state of being unclean and/or infected with one or more STD's, likely obtained from intercourse with a sibling or other close relative.

n. "I passed a trash heap the other day. A bum was living inside. It reminded me of West Milford."

adj. "Yo son, Stacy may look hot, but she's totally West Milford. She has the clap."

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