Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

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Sacaroons

Sacaroons - a. A man's nutsack that looks strikingly similar to a macaroon.

b. Macaroons that look strikingly similar to a man's nutsack.

a. Man, I was about to go down on a guy and he had a total sacaroon.

b. Dude, I just ate some gnarly sacaroons.

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