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The Lord

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 15, 2005

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


hoagie

Old Pennsylvanianish term refering to a Submarine Sandwich.

Gimme' a Italian Hoagie to go...

by Johnny Pseudonym January 26, 2005

120πŸ‘ 80πŸ‘Ž


Hydrokenesis

The most common display of mental power, it's the excretion of Urine.

Bill used Hydrokenesis to make the toliet seat very icky.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 20, 2005

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Protestant

Those Christians who broke away from the corrupt Catholic Church of the 16th century so that they could form their own judgmental, jingoistic, and batshit crazy sect of Christianty.

Protestant is the P in WASP.

by Johnny Pseudonym June 11, 2005

148πŸ‘ 174πŸ‘Ž


Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.

Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 18, 2005

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Dan Marino

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.

Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

264πŸ‘ 114πŸ‘Ž


my dinner with satan

A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.

My dinner with satan was terrible.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

35πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž