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The lowest echelon of the law-enforcement heiarchy in most countries. They recieve little respect, mainly because most people refuse to accept responsibility for actions they know to be illegal.
The Police didn't make you smoke that crack. But they did bust your apathetic ass for it.
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World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.
Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.
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My attempt at being a wise-ass.
Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!
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Drive-by Vandalism, usually preformed with a semi or fully automatic paintball gun.
Timmy Smith pissed a lot of people off. So it wasn't really a suprise when his house got nuked with several thousand neon orange .68 paintballs.
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I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck
Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.
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Group founded in 18th century Bavaria by Adam Weishaupt; they claimed to possess the true right to the illumination of Christ. They also had republican political views(that is, anti-monarchial, not part of the conservative american political party of today)Thus the Order of Illuminati quickly arose the aiur of the Jesuits and the Catholic Church for their objection to church doctrine and the right of kings. It was in 1785, the Bavarian goverment, fearing Papal retribution; banned the Illuminati from gathering and group membership dwindled until it died. Though it hasn't stopped the Conspiracy theorists; who claim that the Illuminati control world affairs by orchestrating wars and playing both sides so as to keep global events well under their thumbs. This is because most Conspiracy theorists are insane hippies who hate the federal goverment for outlawing psychedelic drugs and bestiality.
Itanimulli is Illuminati spelled backwards. It also happens to be my neighbor's name. Coincidence? Yes.
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Realist- You're nothing but dust and ashes
Satanist- No! I'm Ikazloka, Dark God of the 9th circle of Pain!
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