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Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.
Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.
A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.
My dinner with satan was terrible.
A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.
In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.
Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.
Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?
Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.
"The Black Pope"; founder of the Church of Satan in 1960 and author of many books on the subject, he has become an icon to disillusioned teenagers who hate their parents and their comfortable surburban life style.
Claimed to be a Lion-tamer, Police Photographer, descended from gypsies, witnessed occult Nazi rituals, and been giving it hard to Marilyn Monroe. All untrue; records show he as just some guy from Illinois.
Eyewitness accounts testify that LaVey just couldn't resist fresh-baked kitten.
World's smallest nation. Traditional home of the Pope and the College of Cardinals.
Stop blaming the Vatican for the crimes of the Teutons.
My attempt at being a wise-ass.
Receptionist- Name please?
Me- John Pseudonym
Receptionist-...Security!