ILFILF

I'd Like to Fuck I'd Like to Fuck

Face it, this is the last ILF that nobodies done.

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Sunlight

Something my Gothic adversaries must avoid to continue their undead existance and keep that complexion the same deathly-pale color all year round.

Sunlight is a combination of all the frequencies in the visible spectrum that makes rainbows and happy faces.

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Dan Marino

Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.

Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.

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I'd rather convert to Satanism

Phrase used to denote extreme reluctance to do a specified task or activity.

Alphonso: Hey, wanna' go with me to Utah?

Gregor: Hells no, I'd rather convert to Satanism.

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my dinner with satan

A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.

My dinner with satan was terrible.

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Transhumanism

A post-modern theory that posits on the perceived benefit to Mankind of having a Cuisinart installed in your rectum.

In the Future, questioning the Transhumanism movement will directly result in the offending party having their body reduced to it's base molecules.

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Anton Lavey

"The Black Pope"; founder of the Church of Satan in 1960 and author of many books on the subject, he has become an icon to disillusioned teenagers who hate their parents and their comfortable surburban life style.
Claimed to be a Lion-tamer, Police Photographer, descended from gypsies, witnessed occult Nazi rituals, and been giving it hard to Marilyn Monroe. All untrue; records show he as just some guy from Illinois.

Eyewitness accounts testify that LaVey just couldn't resist fresh-baked kitten.

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