Dirty High Chair

A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, because its weird if they're looking at you.

After months of blumpkins Sally was glad that Rob switched to the dirty high chair.

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hemhawing

Not being able to make up your mind. Not being able to make a decision, whether I should do this or should I do that

You want the blonde or the brunette? Quit hemhawing & make up your mind