(_!_)

The international emoticon for an ass.

Often used when a profanity filter forbids the use of 'ass'.

Further still, it is used by the chatroom rejects who don't realize you can say ass on most instant messaging systems, message boards, etc.

Sxygrl4U69: OMG JHONY UR SOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 U CAN KIS MA (_!_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Johnny Rocketfingers: Can somebody get this girl a helmet?

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BYOB

Bring your own *insert "B" noun here*.
However, I have seen people insert non-B words, because people really are stupid.

BYOB usually stands for Bring Your Own Beer, but some people can't grasp that concept.

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Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

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easter egg

1) A painted egg, often hidden by the Easter bunny on Easter. May also be a chocolate egg with some sort of filling.
2) A secret, hidden inside a video game, DVD movie, or even one of Strong Bad's e-mails. Often, it's not needed to progress a story.

1) 8-year-old: YAY! The Easter bunny rules! He brought me some Easter eggs.

2) Wow, Strong Bad's emails are not only funny, but the Easter eggs really make me pay attention.

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student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

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APMO

Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.

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Cheast

A poorly spelled version of cheats or possible chest.

Ricket: "Atreyu Jacobison, Bang, and BiG G have all written "cheast" in their definitions of Nilla, sexy man cheast, and rinx, respectively."

Cheddar: "What can I say? People are stupid."

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