shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

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Filthy, dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag, ho

An insult created by wrestling personality, Chris Jericho.

"STFU RICKET UR A FILTHY DIRTY DESGESTIN BOTOMFEEDIN TRASHBAG HO!!!!!111111"

"Wow, I'd be insulted if you weren't quoting a burnt out wrestler."

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Virtual Boy

A video game system that was sold for $20 at Toys 'R' Us about 3 weeks after it came out. Users compained about sore eyes and headaches. Nintendo eventually said "Screw it", and Virtual Boy faded into the Abyss of Lost Consoles.

Virtual Boy was supposed to be the successor to Game Boy, but we all know how that turned out...

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liberal

A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.

Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.

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