Knackering

Road-man term to describe something as being annoying

Nah g, that's well knackering

Knackers

Something annoying

That is well knackers

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fauxhemian

Conforming to a safe, middle class lifestyle but with the superficial pretense of an alternative or Bohemian lifestyle.

People who live in Stoke Newington or read The Guardian may like to believe they maintain the values of their radical student days but the shallowness of their fauxhemian conceit would quickly be revealed if they were expected to sacrifice some aspect of their comfortable lives.

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camberwell carrot

An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.
(From Withnail & I.)

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America

A type of blood which flows in your bloodstream. Often known for ridding Trump of Covid-19.

President Donald Trump was able to survive covid due to himself having America in him

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Tumourall

The name given to the tumour that grows on a testicle

I've been trying to grow my Tumourall so that I could win the contest this year

banjaxed

Broken down with little hope of recovery.

"Will you be able to get the car fixed?"
"No, it's totally banjaxed."

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